LET THE GAMES BEGIN

"Mikeado" (mikeado) 01/25/2015 at 14:53 • Filed to: LOLCARS

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E. Julius > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 14:55

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"I really need to vacuum in here…"

Michael Maguire > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 14:55

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don't worry guys, you can all take a ride in my baby.

SVTyler > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 14:55

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I have a car

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Captain of the Enterprise > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 14:55

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she keeps leaking fluid and air

TheHondaBro > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 14:56

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Visible?

ly2v8-Brian > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 14:57

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That I have one.

Leadbull > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 14:57

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The weight distribution is a little ass-heavy.

Dusty Ventures > SVTyler 01/25/2015 at 14:57

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Beat me to it

 > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 14:59

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You can fit 5 guys in there.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:00

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She's twelve years old.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:00

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Money pit

Michael Maguire > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:00

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She's only 8 years old and she rides like a top!

ly2v8-Brian > SVTyler 01/25/2015 at 15:00

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Join the club

Leadbull > Leadbull 01/25/2015 at 15:01

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Oh yeah, she's got a stick, all right.

DoYouEvenShift > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:02

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Its ok, if I leave her outside tonight shell be ok.

XJDano > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:02

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My wife has seen my car.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:02

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Dont have either so.....

Leadbull > Leadbull 01/25/2015 at 15:07

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Just locked her up in the garage for winter.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:07

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Sometimes she makes weird noises, but the ride is great.

Funktheduck > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2015 at 15:08

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Made me snort

Moves-Like-Senna > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:10

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She's going downhill fast... things aren't getting any better with age...

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:12

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The car that I drive is not mine.

DasWauto > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:13

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Damnit, she's leaking again.

Funktheduck > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:13

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She looks small but she's cavernous inside.

Don't worry about the scratch, she's a beater anyway.

I rode her so hard last night she blew a seal.

4th owner

She's got a salvage title.

She got rear ended last night by some drunk asshole, but I don't mind because I wanted a reason to get a new one.

It costs more to fix her than she's worth so I'm just gonna scrap her.

Et tu, Hellcat? > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:13

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Planning on trading her in for a younger model.

StoneCold > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:15

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It's alright if I keep her on the street for a little while.

McMike > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:15

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"Low mileage, as is, OBO"

DasWauto > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:18

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She's a little loose.

OneFastPuertoRican > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:18

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Not bad for a 46 year old!

DasWauto > DasWauto 01/25/2015 at 15:19

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She won't turn on. Bring me the jumper cables and we'll get her going.

Leadbull > Leadbull 01/25/2015 at 15:22

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I bought her from some Koreans for $15,000.

Long Live the Longdoor > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:23

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Her interior is made of hard plastics, but I still don't mind riding her every day.

fhrblig > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:26

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It's no fun trying to get in the back.

Steve in Manhattan > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:27

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Sold her to CarMax.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:28

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she has the best trans i ever seen

yamahog > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:29

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Went offroading and got a little bumpy.. looks like he broke a shaft, his rear end could use some work, he keeps leaving sticky puddles all over the place, and I can't hear a damn thing over his loud, stinky, exhaust.

Kat Callahan > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:32

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She's always in need of a lube job.

treesmakewater > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:33

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age hasn't done well for her.

Steve in Manhattan > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:34

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Threw a car cover on her - using the winter beater until mid-March.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:37

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she's on her last leg, about time i junk her and get a new one

7:07 > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:38

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Low greenhouse gas emissions.

7:07 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2015 at 15:39

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I lol'd, even with a sore throat and a mouthful of microwave burrito.

Alfalfa > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:42

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The previous owners didn't know what was wrong with her, so I bought 'er off them cheap.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:42

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I abuse it every chance I get. Oh, and my car exists.

Tohru > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 15:46

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"Time to sell this piece of shit."

Funktheduck > yamahog 01/25/2015 at 15:57

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Nothing bad can be said about Travahog. At least not until Angelina Jolie comes along....

yamahog > Funktheduck 01/25/2015 at 16:00

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lolwut

fhrblig > fhrblig 01/25/2015 at 16:22

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My car doesn't like it when I'm too rough with the stick.

fhrblig > fhrblig 01/25/2015 at 16:22

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My car doesn't mind if I eat pizza while I'm inside it.

Leadbull > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 01/25/2015 at 16:51

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G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 16:53

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She's got an open rear end.

She's got a tetanus infection.

She can fit six guys.

She has a large posterior.

cazzyodo > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 17:55

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i was going to say "my car is red" but then I remembered my gf's propensity to get sunburned at any time.

Xazzaphonic (previously known as Vicarious-Chair) > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 18:30

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She sags. She's looking bald all around. One of her headlights doesn't seem to be as nice as the other. She always smells like my cologne. She doesn't complain about me being late, she's just happy to see me. She'll never leave me, only I can leave her.

The Compromiser > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 19:45

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Sure you can take it for a ride.

... wait, I got that backwards.

The Compromiser > McMike 01/25/2015 at 19:49

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Can't say man. CAN'T say....

Ohwait....

claramag, Mustaco Master > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 21:23

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she's on her 3rd rear end

claramag, Mustaco Master > claramag, Mustaco Master 01/25/2015 at 21:23

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sometimes you gotta whack her a bit to get her started

claramag, Mustaco Master > claramag, Mustaco Master 01/25/2015 at 21:24

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I like to fall asleep inside of her

Autofixation > Mikeado 01/25/2015 at 23:29

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The weight distribution is towards the front.

She's agile, does all the work when we're going for a ride, and likes it sideways in the snow.